The accomplished individual is Bruce Patterson, a 34-year-old man from Lancashire, UK who managed to insert 9 Cadburys Creme Eggs into his rectum, surpassing his own 2010 record of 6.
Bruce received the Turner Prize, a highly respected art award, for inserting 9 Cadbury’s Crème Eggs into his rectum during the Easter weekend.
Curators and critics unanimously and immediately picked the award, which had gone to a dead shark before, and to Tracey Emin who drank vodka in her underwear on a messy bed. The artist behind it is praised as a legend and a genius.
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